speakswords:

too-cool-for-facebook:

lionesstaylor:

shamelessmentality:

These vines are my life

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

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eggtrolls: “Duolingo French comment boards are on fire rn ”
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Duolingo just hit me with the “Stuff” section of German

seventhsons:

Zeug, stuff, okay, need the word.

Spielzeug for toy and werkzeug for tool. All right. Play stuff and work stuff. That’s fine too.

Flugzeug and Fahrzeug are unacceptable. “Fly stuff” is not a plane. “Drive stuff”? Are you kidding?

and then you’re gonna come up in here and look me right in the eyes and say some shit like Feuerzeug?

You come at me with that trash again and Ich werde brechen deine Arschzeug, how about that

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itstimewehavesomesoliddick: “ I fucked up ”
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suikervrouw:

Me: *buys a new game*
Game: what language do you prefer?
Me: *sees target language*
Me: *is tempted to set it as target language*
Me: no… i want to understand the game *sets it as english*

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thehoodhippy: “Powerful ”
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